Weird Al Ringtones
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@Jael
257
I'm waking up, in Cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now
I'm out of shape, fattening up
I'm sipping Coke from a Solo Cup
Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
The TV's on, I really hate this show
I can't reach my remote control
Welcome to my new place, to my new place
Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, I'm so inactive
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, highly inactive
My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied
Always lose my fight with gravity
I rest my bones, and just chillax, whoa
My NordicTrack's collecting dust
And my StairMaster's a pile of rust
This is it, The Inertia, whoa
I can't get up, this couch is part of me
I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
I could break my rib cage, here is my age
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, yes, quite inactive
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, not very active
Near comatose, no exercise
Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
I'm giving up, my energy is shot
I'm never moving from this spot
Never move from this place, move from this place
I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, just so inactive
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, not so attractive
30
@Leonard
1,971
30
@Joshua
1,143
17
@Sam
529
La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico
Or a-maybe spaghetti
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
'Samatta you, 'samatta you
You should-a taste my lasagna
Ay, you no like-a lasagna
That's okay too
How about-a calzone
Some-a nice minestrone, at's good for you
Have-a some marinara
Have-a some marinara, I know you like
I know you like, I know you like
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
Would you like some-a zucchini
Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat
Have-a more fettuccini
Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat
Ay, mange, mange
Ay, you-a pass the lasagna
A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig
Have-a more ravioli
You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a big
Like you cousin Luigi
Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan
Capisce paisan, capisce paisan
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
Hey!
Hey!
Whoo! Ha ha
18
@Enzo
470
21
@Tommy
149
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Ricky, hey Ricky
Oh Lucy, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Lucy, hey Lucy
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You play your bongos all the time
Hey Ricky, hey Ricky
Oh Lucy, you're so fine
How I love to hear you whine
Hey Lucy
Hey Ricky
You always play your conga drums, you think you got the right
You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night
Stop shakin' your maraccas now and just turn out the light Ricky
I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always coming over here
'Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer
Why don't you serve your casserole and make them disappear Lucy
Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do?
You really drive me wild when you sing your babalooo
Oh Lucy, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue
Well, here's to you Lucy
I love you too Lucy, too Lucy, let's babaloo Lucy
Hey Ricky
You're always playing at the Club, you never let me go
I'm begging and I'm pleading but you always tell me no
Oh, please honey please, let me be in your show Ricky
You always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too
You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through
You're such a crazy redhead, I just don't know what to do Lucy
Oh Ricky
What a pity, don't you understand
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned
Oh Lucy
I'm the Latin leader of the band
So here's to you Lucy
Let's babaloo Lucy, too Lucy
Everbody rumba!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
30
@Owen
177
I, man, am Regal, a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a Hi-Fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
Do nine men interpret? Nine men I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam
Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No X in Nixon
O stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi" I moan
A Toyota's a Toyota
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda
Oh no, Don Ho
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees, I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
30
@Loik
831
15
@Daniel
2,028
20
@Emrick
4,977
26
@Brandon
267
30
@Mathieu
841
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Everybody!)
Soy (soy, soy) un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Hey!)
I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I'm gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too
I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know ya know, ya know, ya know
Here I come, I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
'Cause all I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
(Help me!) I broke apart my insides
(Help me!) I've got no soul to sell
(Help me!) The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I wanna - you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna - you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You bang (bang), bang, bang, bang (bang), bang
Blame (blame), blame, blame
You bang (bang), bang, bang, bang (bang), bang
It's not my thing, so let it go
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died, 'til you died?
Well, you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, ooh, ooh, ought-a know (hey!)
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
I love all of you
Hurt by the cold (brr!)
So hard and lonely too
When you don't know yourself
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
Black hole sun, won't you come?
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun, won't you come?
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up
And am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Or am I just stoned?
Hey!